Beginnings,End's and In-Between's

Let me begin,kids, with the moral of the last few days - Never,ever,ever,EVAR overdose on Caffeine, It'll just worsen your game and also - Damn, sleep IS important,so don't try like me to beat a single stupid (nah,not really stupid) game... Now,after pointing that fun little bit of trivia,let me ask you something - Have you ever actually been part of a love triangle,actually on the sharp-ish end of one of these mythical geometric figures? If yes,congrats and my symphaties,if not CONGRATS,don't do it,it's not the same as Hollyweird movies shove down your throat and DEFINATELY it's not like those "other" "movies" you're "not watching"... Yep,the same "movies" you've "stumbled" upon while flicking trough the channels...
Yeah,like she bought the story,dude (I'm not being sexist,but I'm pretty sure that if a girl is caught "watching" those,the only result would be an on-the-spot marriage proposal,'cause now he knows that YOU'RE the one...),we're branching into a topic reserved for the laterish hours of the day. So anyway,it's not the same - there's no threesomes,no instant "Me Or Here" decisions,just a big stinking batch of Bitchin' and Moanin' ...OOO,yeah,I forgot - The Moto " The truth we'll set you free " is actually a censored version with the "... my ass!" removed,because it's not too good for slogan of a nation's premire Intelligence Agency. Anyway,in hindsight,the best solution would have been to A)quickly decide what do you want to do (and with whom) or B) play both teams and hope that in doesn't hit the fan until you're long gone from college (preferably separated by a large body of water - Sea or Ocean if applicable),but you'd better not try to ask your girlfriend what do a gesture or two mean... I mean,that's why there's google(well,not in my case)... Cause If you use the first method,the only search result would be Bitch.... wait for it ... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING...
Let's hope that'll be a lesson to you boys, don't do Red Bull and if you need a girlfriend, trust uncle Heff and Nivea :D

bk109 out

PS. If anyone remembers my statement that I started writing a book? Well here's the teaser,and if you're good... I'll post the chapters in here as well . Just a small word of caution first - IF YOU EVER TRY TO PASS THIS WORK AS YOUR OWN,I'll fucking massacre you !

...”Here they go, sir, twelve Delta Hotel 15 Alpha’s, our bird’s have an excellent angle on those buggers... Err, we have a problem, the missile burn time and trajectory is wrong for the Eastern Sea Range,” blurted the senior watch officer from his console monitoring the East China Theatre Of Operations.
“So where are those missiles flying, Colonel?” quickly replied Vice Admiral William “Wild Bill” Allen,CF and DepCom NORAD, while frantically tapping on his terminal for a live feed into the Colonel’s own.
“Still refining the data from the High Constellation, but the likely target is Taiwan, Sir,” was the frightened answer of a senior officer, who’d survived everything God’s had thrown him while being part of the nation’s premier SpecOps unit for which he’d received an myriad of medals including the Medal Of Honor,” Sir, I think we’re at war!”...

Far Crying Out Loud !!

Damn,where did the sun go?! One minute you're clicking Far Cry 2.lnk , the next thing you know , five hours have passed and your eyes for all intents and purposes need friggin fire-extinguishers...
So you guessed it, with the last 4 parts downloaded it was time to test the baby (and to check if all those dumbfucks that kept yapping that this was just a demo were right) I installed the game and the rest is kinda blurry,but in a nutshell - It's goooood . It has everything action,plausibility(suck on that Crysis fanboys),drama and most importantly GUNZ and tons of them ... Of course the game does have its downsides - pretty repetitive "objective" chasing, shitty Hardware AutoConfigurator and well,the idea of the critical jam . I know that it's all perfectly realistic and all-that,but it's kinda "surprising" when in a middle of a big firefight your main weapon explodes in your hands...
Still,it's a highly addictive game,so in the foreseeable future( a three day bank holiday in Ireland,which I have no idea whatsoever what we're celebrating,but it's still 3 DAYS), so I'm thinking about getting a watercooler for my eyes and a couple of IV's (perhaps Caffeine and Nutrients) so I'll be able to play Far Cry 2 until that dreadful Monday Evening...
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Judas My Guide Indeed!

Have you ever felt that everyone around you is staring right at you for no apparent reason? And sometimes where there's one,too? Apparently,in some slightly religious countries like Ireland where I'm studying, some of Iron Maiden's lyrics kinda surprise people,especially this particular track from the classic album "Fear Of The Dark". I suppose it's natural to some people to accept this as a form of blasphemy or heresy, but fortunately the times of wooden pyres and the principle "guilty until proven flammable", so I get to live to tell the tale.
In other (i)relevant news: Surprisingly, my first written assignment isn't the unmitigated disaster I was expecting(especially with all the mini-disasters that took place during the "birth" of it) and it also turns out that I made some valid points about the role of the ..... Bleh, I don't actually need to bore you with the details,because the only important thing about it (aside from my entire future) is that I can now justify the 48hr Red Bull Turbo Overnighter ...
...well at least until I get the results from the other two assignments and speaking of them , I'm pretty worried that in one of them I called the author of my primary source material an biased egocentrical bastard,whose only job is to justify other people's actions... I kinda figure that, if I forgot to edit that out from my final draft, things could get a little screwed. C'est La Vie,baby
In other other current news - congrats to all the sane people on the Release Log website for putting up with the dumbfuck fanboys of Crysis that can't get a hold of the fact that Far Cry 2 ISN'T supposed to be a fucking Crysis clone,so they should stop giving their unsolicited reviews of the game and they should leave the average downloader to decide for himself (PS. I HEART RAPIDSHARE), which will happen in exactly 4x400mb parts, so be on the lookout for some first-hand observations...
On a side note,what do you think about a title like "Dreams forgotten,hope abandoned" for a amateurish war novel?
And Finally:

R.I.P.

Heineken 5l Keg
Bottled 18.07.2008 - Emptied 22.10.2008
I'll sure miss you buddy,and all those interesting days,
we spent together and I promise I'll not miss this time
when the last parts of you leave me in the...

Abandon All Pants All Ye Who Read This

Well,seing that the "blog" becomes an essential part of everyone's life,I decided to jump on the bandwaggon and try this stuff for myself...
So anyways,if you're currently reading this,dude(dudette), you'd probably have to steer clear of the bottle,'cause you clearly had enough! But seriously, for those 2-3 people that actually try out my blog,you can probably expect a lot of nonsense here in the following ?days/weeks? maybe and quite a lot of Stupidity. I'll try to share my "genius" on a number of topics, so it could infect a great deal of you unsuspecting victims (insert maniacal laughter here,stir well and serve with a touch of insanity and/or beer,mmm,Beer)... So you can expect everything,nothing and the whole lotta stuff in-between,but I warn you for the very last time, TURN BACK,but if you feel you're strong enough to take this trip in the dark and kinda empty caverns of my cranium... Strap in pookies,it's gonna be a bumpy ride!