Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Beginnings,End's and In-Between's

Let me begin,kids, with the moral of the last few days - Never,ever,ever,EVAR overdose on Caffeine, It'll just worsen your game and also - Damn, sleep IS important,so don't try like me to beat a single stupid (nah,not really stupid) game... Now,after pointing that fun little bit of trivia,let me ask you something - Have you ever actually been part of a love triangle,actually on the sharp-ish end of one of these mythical geometric figures? If yes,congrats and my symphaties,if not CONGRATS,don't do it,it's not the same as Hollyweird movies shove down your throat and DEFINATELY it's not like those "other" "movies" you're "not watching"... Yep,the same "movies" you've "stumbled" upon while flicking trough the channels...
Yeah,like she bought the story,dude (I'm not being sexist,but I'm pretty sure that if a girl is caught "watching" those,the only result would be an on-the-spot marriage proposal,'cause now he knows that YOU'RE the one...),we're branching into a topic reserved for the laterish hours of the day. So anyway,it's not the same - there's no threesomes,no instant "Me Or Here" decisions,just a big stinking batch of Bitchin' and Moanin' ...OOO,yeah,I forgot - The Moto " The truth we'll set you free " is actually a censored version with the "... my ass!" removed,because it's not too good for slogan of a nation's premire Intelligence Agency. Anyway,in hindsight,the best solution would have been to A)quickly decide what do you want to do (and with whom) or B) play both teams and hope that in doesn't hit the fan until you're long gone from college (preferably separated by a large body of water - Sea or Ocean if applicable),but you'd better not try to ask your girlfriend what do a gesture or two mean... I mean,that's why there's google(well,not in my case)... Cause If you use the first method,the only search result would be Bitch.... wait for it ... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING...
Let's hope that'll be a lesson to you boys, don't do Red Bull and if you need a girlfriend, trust uncle Heff and Nivea :D

bk109 out

PS. If anyone remembers my statement that I started writing a book? Well here's the teaser,and if you're good... I'll post the chapters in here as well . Just a small word of caution first - IF YOU EVER TRY TO PASS THIS WORK AS YOUR OWN,I'll fucking massacre you !

...”Here they go, sir, twelve Delta Hotel 15 Alpha’s, our bird’s have an excellent angle on those buggers... Err, we have a problem, the missile burn time and trajectory is wrong for the Eastern Sea Range,” blurted the senior watch officer from his console monitoring the East China Theatre Of Operations.
“So where are those missiles flying, Colonel?” quickly replied Vice Admiral William “Wild Bill” Allen,CF and DepCom NORAD, while frantically tapping on his terminal for a live feed into the Colonel’s own.
“Still refining the data from the High Constellation, but the likely target is Taiwan, Sir,” was the frightened answer of a senior officer, who’d survived everything God’s had thrown him while being part of the nation’s premier SpecOps unit for which he’d received an myriad of medals including the Medal Of Honor,” Sir, I think we’re at war!”...

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