Exams: Day ONE

Well,it's that time of the semester,folks,the FINALS... Grrr,how can they taint such a holy word is beyond me, but alas,that doesn't change my predicament...
Anyway,It's day one of the race for the Econ10010/20 and Pol10010/20 (For those blessed not to know what does this mean - Econ10010 - Intro Microeconomics, Econ10020 Intro Macroeconomics, Pol10010/20 Intro Irish Political System/Political theory) and i have the luxury of an entire week to prepare myself (medium-rare,hold the garlic...) for the first one ... the MICROECONOMICS exam(debacle) ahead of me... So next week at approximately this time I'd be screaming inside my mind 'bout all the stuff I supposedly revisited during that week(actually,not,but still) and I'd also be thinking about some reaaaaaally creative ways to kill myself to spare me the embarassment and/or misery that'll surely follow. Then I'll have another 5 days or so to try to remember WTF Macroeconomics was and to go conquer(or be conquered) for the second time in a week by the darned textbooks and lectures I had more or less cruised through... Then another brief respite and a whopping 2 in 2 with both Politics modules comming to a sudden and rather painful stop while leaving some grotesque skidmarks on my student record... (AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL HALF OF THE INSTITUTIONS OF IRELAND!!!! I mean,Jeezuz, they're all speaking English,but the fucking PM is called a Taoiseach [It's pronounced somewhat like Tea-SHOCK]...Fuck,I wrote that without consulting wikipedia,THERE'S HOPE!... anyway,errm,yeah... So,anyway I'll have to write at least once each of the Irish institutions in their Gaelic glory until I turn to the R34L English...
After that,Oblivion...
Not the Game...
Just Oblivion,the haze of the one thing that's truly Irish - WHISKY - to dampen somewhat the sneaky suspicion that I'm truly fucked.... And then ze Voayage Home...
On a plane...
Which I won't be flying...
And then a whopping 30 days of drunken stupor and fireworks... mmm... Explosions... niceeeeeeee
Hell,here're some timers to show you how well and truly fucked I am...




AND THEN:

bk109 out